So, Did You Wonder?

I obviously haven't been posting regularly for the past few months, and was wondering if you all have played detective to figure out why...

Did you:

• think that I was trying out the new hair treatment on all of my friends and family?

• think that I was working undercover to bust more criminals?

• think that I was on the hunt for my favorite shoes?

• think I was unwrapping my bathroom?

• wonder if I was polishing my Perfect Post Award?

• bet I was re-reading the Mother of all Memes?

• wonder if I was pregnant?