Slacker.

To all of my adoring fans (yeah, right),
I know that you all are so dissapointed that I haven't posted one of my quick witted, yet emotionally gripping posts in a few days (yeah, right). So since you all are worried sick about me and my family (yeah, right), I thought I would just post a quick note letting you know that all is well, and you can sleep easier tonight (yeah, right). I have had a busy/lazy few days and just have not been inspired with one of my usual great stories (yeah, right). I have had many e-mails and phone calls demanding something, anything, to quench the thirst of my loyal fans (yeah, right). I will resume my duties soon, so please do not feel like you have to go to drastic measures (yeah, right) to ensure my return .
Thanks again for your concern (yeah, right).