Do you actually WATCH that trash?

Yes, I most certainly do. I have to. I don't have a choice. I know it's dirty, but I just can't find a way around it. Every time I turn around there is something new to see. And then I think it's all over, but I have to look just one more time. I can't stop. No matter how hard I try. I mean, just last night I saw two brand new pair of denim capris. This morning it was a really cute one piece outfit. Then this afternoon, it was the remaining stack of size 4 diapers. And tonight, well tonight, it was the cordless phone. So you see, this is a serious problem that I have on my hands. I can't just let Tot throw anything that she wants into our kitchen garbage can. I have to keep a close eye on these things, or I'll never know what we are missing.

What did you think I was talking about?

What is the strangest item that you have ever found in your trash can?